Where to start with Bestival? How about its diverse musical offering? Or its wooded amphitheatres and big tops? Or its endless fancy dress? Or its...
And therein lies the problem. There's just too much to describe at quite possibly the UK's quirkiest, odd-ball festival going. It's as if all the wildest corners of your imagination were projected onto reality, and are populated by thousands of people dressed in wacky outfits, dancing along to the likes of Missy Elliot, The Chemical Brothers and Rudimental.
Check out their 2015 trailer to get a feeling of what's in store.
See what I mean? Instead, let's take a look at the one aspect we can beforehand – the lineup, which can only mean one thing. A playlist!